Safety Patrol Gifts

Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning

'That's far enough for this year.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Decontamination

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.