Safety Patrol Gifts

Restrooms Reserved For Customers With Food Poisoning

'That's far enough for this year.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

The new global mantra flag for the future

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Decontamination