Safety Sheriff Gifts

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Time Out For Teddy

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives