Safety Enforcer Gifts

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Social Distancing: Six Foot Apart Or Six Foot Under. . . Your Choice.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Nuclear waste.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.