Safety Enforcer Gifts

'I have a taser! Step away from the lightning-rod, please.'

Social Distancing: Six Foot Apart Or Six Foot Under. . . Your Choice.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Nuclear waste.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Safety Barriers

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'