Community Enforcer Gifts

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Sign Reform

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Progress.

Referee cop.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Never on Sunday

Just Another Sloe News Day

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Mom Umpires