Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!
Community Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a community protector? Our collection features heartfelt and humorous items that honor those who dedicate their lives to safeguarding neighborhoods and fostering togetherness. Whether they serve as neighborhood volunteers, local leaders, or simply someone who always has their community's back, these products are a thoughtful way to say thank you or celebrate their commitment.
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"Neighbourhood Watch are recruiting again, Carol."
'Listen Perkins, this shoplifting is getting out of hand!'
"I had the hardest time finding volunteers for the neighborhood crime patrol...so I just changed the name a little bit."
'You and your 'let's go joint the Neighbourhood Watch patrol'!'
Kid looking through periscope near 'Neighborhood Watch' sign.
'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'
When CAN we talk?
"Be fair - you have to admit that George takes his appointment seriously..."
"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."
Vigilaunties!
WPC
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."
See you at the farmers market!
FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon
Collective Psyche
"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"
Pearly King and Queen
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.
Sign Reform
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.
Before the riots/after the riots
"What is a drag queen's goal?"
'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'
"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."
social services cuts
"I'll have the usual."
Human Rights for All
STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
Community Protector Gifts Collection
Community Protector Mugs
Explore our collection of community protector mugs—a perfect way to keep their coffee and their spirit high throughout the day.
Community Protector Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate everyday heroes—comfort and motivation in one charming package.
Community Protector Prints
Browse our prints honoring community protectors—ideal for inspiring their workspace or home with meaningful art.
Community Protector T-Shirts
Check out our community protector t-shirts—designed to showcase their dedication with humor and heart.