Community Officer Gifts

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Pearly King and Queen

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Collective Psyche

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Sign Reform

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Human Rights for All

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

social services cuts

Cuba applauds its doctors

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

recycling

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Centerville.

Progress.