Community Officer Pillows

'A fag end, and at the fag end of our shift! Let it lie.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Collective Psyche

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Pearly King and Queen

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Before the riots/after the riots

Cuba applauds its doctors

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

social services cuts

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

Centerville.

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'