Community Support Officer Pillows

'No, can't find any powers to administer a clip round the earhole here, sir...'

'Hello, emergency services?... Quick, send the PCSOs. There's been a trivial crime!'

'If you want to know the time you'll have to ask a community support officer Madam!'

Fireman with watering can - 'Sorry, but I'm only a Fire Community Support Officer'

Online form - Submit.

See you at the farmers market!

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'll have the usual."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Cares and woes.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Communication

Thank you

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Social Worker

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"Thank you."

Bubbling

'It's good to talk.'

Health care success #4

Harvey before and after.