Palette Wielder Gifts

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

The self-portrait.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Henri Matisse

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.