Palette Wielder Gifts

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

The self-portrait.

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Artistic License

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'