Ski Slope Swiper Gifts

Bunny Slope

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Snowman outside library.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"I've never skied paper before."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Skiers - One of them is attached to the roof of a car.

Winter Olympics - Downhill Event

Workaholic Goes Skiing

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Bad moments in skiing.

Man pulling dog on ski in snow

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.