Ski Slope Swiper Gifts

First aid in mountains

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Snowman outside library.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

"I've never skied paper before."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'I spent $1,500 on ski equipment, and now not only have I no balance on the slopes, I have no balance in the bank.'

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

Skiers - One of them is attached to the roof of a car.

Winter Olympics - Downhill Event

Workaholic Goes Skiing

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

Man pulling dog on ski in snow

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

"I'm a very different person on the slopes."