Ski Slope Frolicker Gifts

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Ski kicker.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Snowman carrot substitute.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Black Truffles!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Snowball Fight With Santa

Balloon ski lift

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

A man squashed by a giant leaf