Ski Slope Navigator Gifts

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

'Why trees kill skiers'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Winter Roadwork...

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Skiing

Bunny Slope

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Where is Wally?'

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

Hitchhiking skier

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

Swiss Skier

"I'm off it for Lent."

"I've never skied paper before."

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'

'We do our best to help you tourists...only we're up against global warming,sir!'

"The first person to reach the moving South Pole."