Ski Patrol Member Pillows

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'...and if you should break a leg, these skis make a great splint.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Bunny Slope

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

Pyramid Ski Slope.

Man sees a ski lift outside the window of a plane.

'Watch out!'

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Colorado skier

Man Sledging on his car