Ski Patrol Member Mugs

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'...and if you should break a leg, these skis make a great splint.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'When it comes to skiing, Edwin doesn't seem to know the word 'patience'.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

Jens Stoltenberg.

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Man sees a ski lift outside the window of a plane.

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Pyramid Ski Slope.

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

'Watch out!'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

Colorado skier

Ocean Plastic

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

101 uses for a dead cat: ski roof racks.

Man Sledging on his car

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."