"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."
Stair Lift Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your stair lift enthusiast? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful items designed to celebrate their unique interest in stair lifts. From mugs to prints, find something that shows you get their passion and have a laugh together.
'Have I just come down, or am I just going up?'
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Ski lift mobile
"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Texturing the Walls
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Ladder of Success.
Thumbing a Lift.
Going Down?
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."
'I'm playing 18 floors.'
Elevator charge $1.00.
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
Santa Elevator
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
A Fork-lift.
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
'Going up?'
"This thing is so slow!"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
"Do we look like we're going up?"
Stair Lift Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Stair Lift Enthusiast Mugs
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Stair Lift Enthusiast Pillows
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Stair Lift Enthusiast Prints
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Stair Lift Enthusiast T-Shirts
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