Ski Lift Engineer T-Shirts

"Riding in a ski lift? Me??? Are you crazy?! I'm not suicidal! I construct these things!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

UFO Shelter

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Fetching some fuel.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

There was something fishy about this jump,

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-less ski jumping

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'