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Man sees a ski lift outside the window of a plane.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

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'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

Balloon ski lift

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'First snowdrop.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

This is great, Ernie! Photoshopping pictures is a lot easier than dieting!

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Season Finale

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

"Live Fast. . . Die Young."

'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

Early signs of Spring...

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

Dry Cleaners - "Oh don't mind him, he can't wait for the ski lift to open."

"I don't get it. When you're freezing it comes and goes very fast, but when you're hot and sweating it just hangs around and hangs around."

"It's O.K., it's just the cyclical nature of our business."

But the abundant autumn rains had fallen, and once again the cacophonous sounds of life resounded from the valley below. And so complete was the transformation that Neville began to wonder whether the blistering summertime famine ever would return.