Snow Machine Operator Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

UFO Shelter

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Time Clock

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Snow globe

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

A cheese grader

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Hello-goodbye.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

Maraschino, Inc.

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

Dog's Breakfast

Snow plough creating snowmen.