Snow Machine Operator Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

UFO Shelter

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Time Clock

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Snow globe

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Screen Addicted Snowman in the Path of a Plough

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

A cheese grader

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Hello-goodbye.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

'Will you stop obsessing about your job?! I'm sure that somebody else can operate the Slurpee machine!'

Maraschino, Inc.

Dog's Breakfast

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

Snow plough creating snowmen.