Ice Machine Operator Gifts

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Time Clock

Zenboni

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Child making ice sculpture.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

A cheese grader

'Hello-goodbye.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

'Will you stop obsessing about your job?! I'm sure that somebody else can operate the Slurpee machine!'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'Boy, Frank did have a fever'

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Beware of polar bears: Old Samuel's last day at work.

'We only have red wine.'

First Man-To-Man

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

"We need to deliver urgently but the machine is broken and we can't find the technician. . . could you please. . ."