Ice Machine Operator Gifts

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Time Clock

Zenboni

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Child making ice sculpture.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

A cheese grader

'Hello-goodbye.'

Maraschino, Inc.

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

First Man-To-Man

'We only have red wine.'

"We need to deliver urgently but the machine is broken and we can't find the technician. . . could you please. . ."

Beware of polar bears: Old Samuel's last day at work.

'Boy, Frank did have a fever'

"No, there wasn't a chemical accident. He's just here to change the food in the vending machine."

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'