Ice Machine Aficionado Gifts

Bob's losing streak continued.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Pi Ala Mode.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Ice Skater

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Baking

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Trawling for Fish.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A Stampedalo.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Eating ice cream.

"You call this ice?"

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Dessert

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'