Ice Resurfacer Operator Gifts

Zenboni

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Child making ice sculpture.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

'Was it something I said?'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Canadian Cheese Producers Attack Imports

Attorneys on ice.

First Man-To-Man

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

Two Men In A Tank.

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

All season tires are great, as long as it doesn't snow.

'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

'Why do they make such a big deal about frozen assets?'

"Instead of jumping, how'd you like to join the bridge workers union?"

Slippery Hockey Game