Ice Delivery Driver Gifts

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."