Ice Delivery Professional Gifts

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Shaved Ice

Baking

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Mistaken identity.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Zenboni

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

Zoo ice cream stands

Baker

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

An unexpected success.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

Ice Cream.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."