Ice Rink Maintenance Worker Gifts

Slippery Hockey Game

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Ice skater

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Ice Skater

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Time Clock

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No it's still not fixed'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Zenboni

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'His wife is very supportive.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mask Autumn

Superintendent

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.