Ice Rink Maintenance Worker Pillows

Slippery Hockey Game

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Ice skater

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

The Hockey World

Ice Skater

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Time Clock

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

Zenboni

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'His wife is very supportive.'

Mask Autumn

Superintendent

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'