Ice Rink Manager Pillows

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

The Puck Stops Here.

Ice skating

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Prozzac"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'Was a game played here last night?'

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."