Ice Rink Innovator Pillows

Zenboni

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Ice Skater

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Baker

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Ice skating

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Torville and Cow'.

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Prozzac"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Ice Skater

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."