Ice Rink Strategist Pillows

The Puck Stops Here.

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Ice skating

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

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Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Torville and Cow'.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Prozzac"

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

'Was a game played here last night?'