Ice Rink Staff Pillows

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Happy Hour

Ice skater

Ice Skater

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Ice skating

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

"Prozzac"

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Ice Skater

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."