Ice Rink Worker Pillows

Zenboni

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Ice skater

Ice Skater

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Ice skating

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Torville and Cow'.

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

"Prozzac"

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Ice Skater

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Was a game played here last night?'