Ice Cream Parlor Worker Pillows

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Shaved Ice

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Mistaken identity.

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Barnyard humor.

Zenboni

The Deli Llama

Zoo ice cream stands

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

An unexpected success.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."