Ice Rink Worker Gifts

Zenboni

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Ice skater

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Ice skating

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

The Puck Stops Here.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Torville and Cow'.

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

'Hey, Frank -- maybe you oughta scoop with the other hand for a while.'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"Prozzac"

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'