Ice Rink Regular Pillows

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

Russian Skater

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Ice Skater

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Ice skating

Beckett on ice

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Torville and Cow'.

"Prozzac"

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Ice Skater

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'Was a game played here last night?'

I'd rather be skating in Kew

Canadian Hockey

Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'