Ice Rink Philosopher Pillows

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Ice skater

Lemniskate

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

Ice Skater

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Most of us get around the company motto by saying 'No can do' instead!"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"This is a tough place to work..."

"He's still bitter that bottled water ruined his reign as king of the water cooler."

Ice skating

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Beckett on ice

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'