Snow Machine Enthusiasts Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Snowmobull

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Crime

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"