Snow Machine Enthusiasts Pillows

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Snowmobull

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

'Do you come here often?'