Snowmobile Enthusiast Gifts

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Snowmobull

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"How was the house warming last night?"

'Where the hell is my team ?'

Snowmobile.

Sarah Palin is back to Alaska

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowboarding downhill.

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snow Crime

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Do you come here often?'