Snowmobile Adventurer Gifts

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Rounding up Bulls.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowmobull

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Milkjet Skiing

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Football fan

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Taxi

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Toboggan Hitchhiker