Snow-loving Musician Gifts

Violinist on skis

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow is falling...

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Aargh, Many Trees