Snowy Symphonist Gifts

Winter String Quartet

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman of the Apes

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Violin family at Christmas

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"Hello, Number 6!"

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Child making ice sculpture.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Violin Playing Snowman.

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Musical Snowman

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Season's Greetings!

'War is heck!'

Global Forecasting Institute.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Silent music

Kid spray painting a snowman.

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