Snow-loving Musician Mugs

Violinist on skis

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."