Snow-loving Soul Gifts

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Skiing.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

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