Indoor Game Guru Gifts

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Prawn Amend

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Outside with that!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."