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The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

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Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Bishops Snooker

Prawn Amend

'Outside with that!'