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'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'He tried to jump over the net.'

Bishops Snooker

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Homo Gamus

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend