Interior Guru T-Shirts

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

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"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

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"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"They're not even from India."

Painting and decorating

The Copywriter's Dilemma

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'