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'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Painting

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

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"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"They're not even from India."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Painting and decorating

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'