Wintertime Innovator Gifts

Man standing in front of giant snowball

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Bird Bath.

Pole Vault Rules

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"I love this time of year."

Zenboni

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Snowman and his pc.

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

Indoor Ice Fishing.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Actually, Bob, it's a myth that most of our heat escapes through our heads.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'Yeah sure it's cooking us from the inside out, but think of all the money we'll save on heating.'

'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'