Wilderness Innovator Gifts

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Sea weed harvest.

"How's the salmon?"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'This is you, enlarged.'

Bird Bath.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Jungle

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

You will always find a spot to garden

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

Inventing Time Travel

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Gene Manipulation