Rural Innovator Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Farm Humor.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Bird Bath.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

You will always find a spot to garden

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A bit of Newlyn.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

A Gated Community.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"He's a quick learner."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."