Snow Sport Savants Gifts

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Bless You."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The polar olympics

Bunny Hill

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Dog Igloo.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

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